Santa loves a good Ho Ho Ho and it does not matter how good or how cheesy the Christmas joke is. In fact Santa’s favourite jokes are Christmas cracker jokes. Below is a selection of his favourite Christmas Jokes.

What’s worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?

What’s worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?

Which of Santa’s reindeer’s have to mind their manners most?

Which of Santa’s reindeer’s have to mind their manners most?

What do elves eat for breakfast?

What do elves eat for breakfast?

Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

Who say’s oh oh oh?

Who say’s oh oh oh?

What did the sea say to Santa?

What did the sea say to Santa?

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

What do you call an elf who sings?

What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper!

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